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One has no brains. -




SCOTTY - Beam me up




THE HYPOCRITIC OATH - Millionaire governor Rick Scott fights health care for all Americans but pays only $800 a year for his own government-supplied health care.




Congratulations to Senator Tim Scott -




America's Teabag Party -




YES, LIBTARDS ARE THAT STUPID IX -




PRESCOTT BUSH - Known also as "Hitler's Banker."




SENSE - That made none.




RICK SCOTT - They should ask for his papers, he looks like a damn space alien.




UNIONS - Give us what we want....or else!!!!




WE CAN SEE YOU -




SCOTT BROWN - "Raising taxes, taking over our health care, and giving new rights to terrorists is the wrong agenda for our country." Nope, this wasn't about Obama, not at all.




SCOTT BROWN - You know hell has frozen over when the most popular politician to come from Massachusetts is a conservative.




THE LAME DUCK CONGRESS - Well they got this done and so another form of bigotry in the U.S. military comes to an end!!




He who is without sin should cast the first stone* -


TAGS: scott esk homo***uals parody funny
Rating: 2.45/5

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Zeitguy - June 16, 2014, 2:02 pm
That part about casting the first stone was added to the bible 500 after years after Jesus's death. Probably to help make it more acceptable to the masses.


Here's your new republiklan party... now, go get stoned everyone... -


TAGS: scott esk oklahoma gop stone
Rating: 2.14/5

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fauxnews - June 16, 2014, 1:22 am
Fair enough. My apologies then if I misunderstood you. Thank you for restoring my faith in you, and in man a little bit. It's an emotional issue for me because I have g ay friends who have been hurt by hate speech and violence. Hope u understand. Cheers.
EmmaRoydes - June 16, 2014, 12:50 am
wow, you really jumped off the reservation with this crap. Where did I defend g a y capital punishment? You are grasping with straws with this bs. You must have been consulting with cranky or something since that's his mo.
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 11:45 pm
...Cheers. =-)
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 11:44 pm
..but continue to give quotes from The Examiner,The Onion,tabloids, conservative blogs and make-believe from the Bible to back ur claims. Who needs the vast left-wing conspiracy when you got this lovely Bigfoot loving,WMD lying,racist rightwing blogshere?
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 11:35 pm
Then, according to your logic, I guess W.Bush and Powell works for ABC, CBS, MSNBC and the NY times because both of them had disowned the lies you are pushing. Only Cheney, tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek, still makes this claim...
OTC - June 15, 2014, 11:01 pm
Should I have given links to ABC, CBS, MSNBC, or the New York Times, oh wait, I said the liberal media didn't cover the story, I guess they wouldn't be able to bash Bush if they did.
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 9:01 pm
Wow, you quoted a tabloid. Next time, try quoting a reputable news source that doesn't vouch for Bigfoot and Bruce Campbell's Elvis. Hint: the onion doesn't count either.
OTC - June 15, 2014, 8:00 pm
*lie
OTC - June 15, 2014, 7:59 pm
http://www.examiner.com/article/syrian-chemical-weapons-may-shed-light-on-saddam-s-missing-wmds because Saddam never used chemical weapons against the Kurds, right? That was a kie too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2014, 7:55 pm

Drop the mom stuff and the herpes stuff. It's supposed to be a nice Sunday FFS.
OTC - June 15, 2014, 7:53 pm
http://www.nysun.com/foreign/iraqs-wmd-secreted-in-syria-sada-says/26514/
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 5:06 pm
You're full of s'hit,OTC. Even Bush himself acknowledges that's a lie, including Powell and pretty much everyone else other than that retard Cheney,and Kool-aid drinkers like u. And you didnt give me herpes,OTC.You must be confusing me w/ur mum again X-D
OTC - June 15, 2014, 4:52 pm
If you have herpes there is medication for it. An Iraqi general confessed to moving the WMDs to Syria prior to the Gulf War, of course the liberal media didn't report that
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 4:29 pm
...and this politician, Scott Esk, supports the murder of law-abiding Americans by stoning? being g** is not against the law. Being g** is certain legal by American law. You are an American-law denier, OTC.
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 4:26 pm
So...basically, OTC, you are comparing homo***uals to terrorists and terrorist sympathizers? So you are saying that being homo***ual is a crime punishable by death? You do acknowledge, neanderthal, that homo***uals are law-abiding American citizens...
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 4:22 pm
Even so, OTC, some might argue (compellingly so) that military action against terrorists and terrorist sympathizers is NOT the same thing as endorsing barbaric torture/execution of law-abiding American citizens. Are you in support of the later?
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 4:21 pm
That's a herpa derp comparison. Personally, I agree with you about the drone strikes. But, given your politics, do you then comdemn Bush's illegal pre-emptive invasion of Iraq based upon falsified evidence?
OTC - June 15, 2014, 4:13 pm
Yeah, our government isn't in favor of capital punishment http://nytimes.com/2013/11/02/world/asia/drone-strike-hits-compound-used-by-pakistani-taliban-leader.html
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 3:57 pm
P.S. by not disagreeing with his stance when given multiple chances, you are all but officially endorsing. So...do you (a) support his belief that we should stone law-abiding Americans? (b) condemn it, or (c) dodge my question [same as (a)]
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 3:31 pm
You are defending homos exual capital punishment. None of these politicians have come out in defense of capital punishment against Muslims, g ays, etc. You're grasping for straws, and defending the indefensible. Grow a conscience.
fauxnews - June 15, 2014, 3:29 pm
Please list a quote from ANYONE one of them they say directly in an interview "I support beheading/stoning x y o z" And if you "Same thing" that's dishonest. The difference is this idiot is defending the practice of stoning g**s & so are you. Nice to know
EmmaRoydes - June 15, 2014, 8:10 am
Here you go faux, the list of congressmen who favor sharia:Jerrold Nadler (D-NY),Gary Ackerman (D-NY),Robert Scott (D-VA),Pete Stark (D-CA),Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO),Mike Honda (D-CA),Hank Johnson (D-GA),Justin Amash (R-Mich),Judy Chu (D-CA)
JGalt - June 14, 2014, 11:56 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASQ-yHWKSQk
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 11:29 pm
And there you have it. The media is asking why this is any different than Democrats advocating Sharia Law. The Democrats have abandoned this issue, and Democrst supporters like Faux are left holding the bag
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 10:10 pm
Faux, you are saying that someone can support the KKK but not support racism. In the same manner, you are saying Democrats can support Sharia Law, but not support stoning or beheading. This guy repeated the tenants of Sharia Law which Democrats support
fauxnews - June 13, 2014, 8:37 pm
I dare you to show me a single source where 'another' politician has publicly come out in favoring of stoning or beheading another. You're being intentionally vague about this. And it's not just dems coming out against this guy. Everyone is.
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 1:58 pm
Faux, don't allow yourself to be caught up in an arguement that the Democrat Party has already planned to leave high and dry. The Democrats know they can't win on this issue. So don't let yourself be caught holding the bag when your Dem friends split
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 1:52 pm
Faux, look up the tenants of Sharia Law. Then look up the very long list of Democrats who have publicly supported Sharia Law. This guy simply repeated tenants of Sharia Law that Democrat politicians already support.
fauxnews - June 13, 2014, 1:33 pm
No, apparently he's a freak who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a political office. Show me one source from one democrat who says "stoning is okay under Sharia Law." You are really stretching here, OTC.
fauxnews - June 13, 2014, 1:32 pm
No, apparently he's a freak who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a political office. Show me one source from one democrat who says "stoning is okay under Sharia Law." You are really stretching here, Fox.
OTC - June 13, 2014, 8:59 am
You mean liberals are ok with stoning under Sharia Law but not from Biblical Law?
Zeitguy - June 13, 2014, 2:42 am
You should run for office. I
Zeitguy - June 13, 2014, 2:33 am
Your point well taken; all the GOP are attached to this Neanderthal and agree with homo***ual capital punishment. Well done.
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 12:46 am
And remember, Barack Obama's statement that he is justified in firing Hellfire missiles at you from a drone is justified because you disagree with him is also "worthy of death"
foxrecon19d - June 12, 2014, 11:55 pm
Apparently, this gentleman is simply agreeing with the dozens and dozens of Democrat politicians who support introducing Sharia Law to the United States


AMERICAN HERO - Scott Prouty put his modest bartending job on the line to expose the evil of the Romney/Ryan campaign!


TAGS: scott prouty romney 47 election
Rating: 2.09/5

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PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:04 pm
Saw a small clip of the interview. Interesting guy.


YEAH, I'M PRO-LIFE! -




VIOLENCE AGAINST AMERICANS - It comes in many forms.




PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive! ......And I've had decades of practice.




Elizabeth Warren calls upon the spirit of Correta Scott King -




HOMERUN! Scott Walker Launches Another Hanging Breaking Ball From Hillary Out of the Ballpark! -


TAGS: scott walker hillary clinton college tuition student loans liberal democrat hypocrisy progressive idiocy
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - August 13, 2015, 12:01 am
You hit a grand slam on this one!!!


The Wicked Witch of the Left -




Liberal Identity Logic -


TAGS: liberal identity logic politics democrats progressives racism bigotry clarence thomas tim scott ben carson thomas sowell rachel dolezal bruce jenner caitlyn
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2015, 2:06 pm

OTC, check your inbox.
OTC - July 11, 2015, 2:03 pm
It's saying the way to avoid racism and se.xism by liberals is to shout "IT'S OK GUYS, I'M A LIBERAL!"
Cyberhagen - July 11, 2015, 12:18 pm
That's a whopper of a non sequitur. Who said anything about the police?
DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 2:01 am
so you're saying that the only thing an african american has to do to avoid racially motivated police brutality is to shout "ITS OK GUYS, I'M A REPUBLICAN!"


Democrat Dumbassery -




Hillary, You've Been Served! -




Hillary Says "Blood Money Is Still Money" -




When Trump Goes Left, Blame His Scottish Roots -




then...now -




Lock EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt -




Hildabeast the Hypocrite -




Scott Walker & Granny Clinton -




denying climate change -




Wait, really? -


TAGS: scott desjarlais tennessee pro life abortion
Rating: 2.2/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 9:44 am
FYI Using Kaboom or others as an excuse to address me directly or indirectly and my posters doesn't fit the definition of ignore :D
rebeccaolsen - June 4, 2015, 9:42 am
Abortion is not murder. Re-read the constitution. I thought you said you aren't a conservative? You deny science and MMCC. check. Now you are against abortion. check. Aren't you supposed to are "ignoring" me too, hun? (#76501) :)
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:31 am
Shouldn't murder be legalized too then? People will do it anyways and the prisons are chock full of murderers.
KaBoom - June 3, 2015, 9:31 pm
..regardless and I do not want prisons full of millions of people for that. However, personally I do not agree with abortion and think it is a bad thing. Policy does not always have to match personal opinion.
KaBoom - June 3, 2015, 9:29 pm
I do not know anything about this guy, but I do not see the problem with advocating certain positions as good for the nation and having a different position personally. I am the opposite. I think abortion should be legal because people will do it..
DebtToAmerica - May 21, 2015, 2:48 am
barack obama being president is the only example i can think of where people are happy about a black guy being blamed for a bunch of **** he had no involvement in.
DebtToAmerica - May 21, 2015, 2:46 am
wait, one big thing has changed, now we get to vote for our favourite puppets, a**isting our wealthy overlords in choosing a likeable scapegoat upon which all our problems can be blamed.
DebtToAmerica - May 21, 2015, 2:44 am
when we were young, puppets on TV did dumb **** to entertain and distract us. not much has changed.
Zeitguy - May 20, 2015, 10:03 pm
A big stupid conservative extolling the virtues of "pro-life" but covertly living by different values? Well that's something new?


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